# The Bush Telegraph: Hey, hey, there's no monkeys

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Podcast: [Standard Issue Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/standard-issue-podcast-628324)
Published: 2026-05-14T02:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

With Labour suffering huge losses in last week’s local elections, Hannah and Jen look at the wholesale batshittery of the reaction to it, from the party itself and the media, as well as misinformation and the women (allegedly) begging Nigel Farage to “save them”. Thank God for the nuns, and the slightly safer territory of end-of-season football and tennis’s clay season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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