# Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 4 - Boat/Unboat

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Podcast: [Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625)
Published: 2025-12-22T17:43:00+00:00
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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 4 - Boat/Unboat Square Roots - Episode 493 Quest Log: 0:30:22 Level Up: 1:29:20 The gang takes Mario a-treasure huntin' in this week's episode of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. We meet a new bomb friend, beat up a ghost skull, and get involved in more Plant People Crime Family Drama. We also meet Flavio, a rich character who has lived a whole life yet cannot achieve personhood due to the arbritrary constraints placed on him by Vanessa's narrow view of what a person should be. Also: Game awards chat and Street Fighter goss Flavio is not a person and doesn't deserve our respect Vanessa wants to see a big Peach Heavy Rain more like heavy number of showers Jim, Matt, and Vanessa listen to John get lost in his old man memories of an old Nintendo thing Matt blurs the lines between constructive and destructive criticism after he becomes the voice in all our heads Billy Ray hates Johnny Brandon This Week: Finish Chapter 5! Next Week: Finish Chapter 7! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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