# Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Official site: http://squareroots.libsyn.com/podcast
Author: John Brandon
Episodes: 560

## Resource

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

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## Episodes
- [Legend of Dragoon Part 1: LAVITZ SLAMBERT!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/legend-of-dragoon-part-1-lavitz-slambert) — 2026-06-01T22:45:00+00:00
- [Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 6: Ghost Court](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-6-ghost-court) — 2026-05-28T22:43:00+00:00
- [Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 5: I Saw Some Locking, But Not A Lot of Popping](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-5-i-saw-some-locking-but-not-a-lot-of-popping) — 2026-05-19T10:25:00+00:00
- [Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 4: The Hurricane's Made of Problems](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-4-the-hurricane-s-made-of-problems) — 2026-05-12T09:36:00+00:00
- [Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 3: Bubsy Says Kid Power!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-3-bubsy-says-kid-power) — 2026-05-06T08:05:00+00:00
- [Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 2: Red Is A Great Marksman](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-2-red-is-a-great-marksman) — 2026-04-28T10:33:00+00:00
- [Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 1: In 2030, Mickey Could Definitely Shoot You](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-1-in-2030-mickey-could-definitely-shoot-you) — 2026-04-20T08:50:00+00:00
- [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Part 4 - Egg](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/the-legend-of-zelda-link-s-awakening-part-4-egg) — 2026-04-13T07:49:00+00:00
- [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Part 3 - Would Will Wright or Sid Meier Win In A Fight?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/the-legend-of-zelda-link-s-awakening-part-3-would-will-wright-or-sid-meier-win-in-a-fight) — 2026-04-06T09:17:00+00:00
- [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Part 2 - Designated Spider Holes](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/the-legend-of-zelda-link-s-awakening-part-2-designated-spider-holes) — 2026-03-30T10:30:00+00:00
- [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Part 1 - PS3 Twink and PS3 Bear](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/the-legend-of-zelda-link-s-awakening-part-1-ps3-twink-and-ps3-bear) — 2026-03-23T12:04:00+00:00
- [Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 8 - Scoopin' 'Em Up Like Caviar](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-8-scoopin-em-up-like-caviar) — 2026-03-16T10:47:00+00:00
- [Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 7 - How to Pronounce Yggdrasil](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-7-how-to-pronounce-yggdrasil) — 2026-03-09T11:25:00+00:00
- [Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 6 - Phil Spencer got JobMogged by Asha Sharma](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-6-phil-spencer-got-jobmogged-by-asha-sharma) — 2026-03-02T15:47:00+00:00
- [Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 5 - No One Wants the Splatter-Waggies](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-5-no-one-wants-the-splatter-waggies) — 2026-02-23T13:49:00+00:00
- [The Square Roots Podcast Episode 500 Bonanaza](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/the-square-roots-podcast-episode-500-bonanaza) — 2026-02-16T11:33:00+00:00
- [Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 4 - Space Docking](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-4-space-docking) — 2026-02-09T10:02:00+00:00
- [Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 3 - The Princess Protocol](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-3-the-princess-protocol) — 2026-02-02T13:01:00+00:00
- [Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 2 - Fable Three King Time Second Half](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-2-fable-three-king-time-second-half) — 2026-01-26T12:49:00+00:00
- [Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 1 - Michael Rappaport's Crap Report](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-1-michael-rappaport-s-crap-report) — 2026-01-19T11:45:00+00:00
- [Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 6 - Hot Goth Peach](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-part-6-hot-goth-peach) — 2026-01-12T12:02:00+00:00
- [Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 5 - A Sticky, Yummy Accident](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-part-5-a-sticky-yummy-accident) — 2026-01-05T12:29:00+00:00
- [Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 4 - Boat/Unboat](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-part-4-boat-unboat) — 2025-12-22T17:43:00+00:00
- [The Square Roots Game of the Year Extravaganza](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/the-square-roots-game-of-the-year-extravaganza) — 2025-12-15T13:12:00+00:00
- [Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 3 - RAWK HAWK!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-part-3-rawk-hawk) — 2025-12-08T16:16:00+00:00

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