# 447: Every Relic RANKED!

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Podcast: [Space Cats Peace Turtles](https://stenobird.com/podcast/space-cats-peace-turtles-328374)
Published: 2026-03-11T06:45:00+00:00
Episode link: https://spacecatspeaceturtles.podbean.com/e/447-every-relic-ranked/
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Duration seconds: 7732

## Resource

This week it's a full panel with Hunter, JadiimJedi, and Blasto sitting down for a full on SCPT Ranking episode! We go in depth the hot takes you crave and there is even some decent information for beginner's that might be missing some of the finer details. Like all of our ranking episodes I'd like you to make sure to take it all super serious and if you disagree please tell everyone you know. See you in Florida this weekend! Music provided by Ben Prunty. Find more at benpruntymusic.com or benprunty.bandcamp.com Additional Music and Sounds by Brian Kupillas. https://wanderinglake.bandcamp.com/ Art by Sun Sanders To learn more about our Discord, Patreon, Merch, and more, visit https://spacecatspeaceturtles.com/

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