# Nobody Hit's On You Harder Than a Man With a Wife or Newborn Baby

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Podcast: [Something For That Ass](https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963)
Published: 2026-02-25T14:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm
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Episode 67 - New podcast episode day is here! We catch you up on our dating life, when it's appropriate to date older men, men trying to take you to church as a date and the male gym selfies you guys are posting everyday. Thank you for watching and listening 🎧 Go Buy Our New Baby Tees (Pink Tee) https://somethingforthatassco.com/products/simpin-n-trickin-baby-tee (Black Tee) https://somethingforthatassco.com/products/crumbs-n-bums-baby-tee Time Stamps: 00:00 let me re introduce myself 03:00 Lenna’s current dating life 05:30 My sister did not like him 13:40 The tickle monster 18:00 You should at least be 25W if you want to date older men 24:00 Finding beauty in the beast 28:00 Getting complimented while you're on a date by someone else 32:00 Church then brunch 34:00 No more male gym selfies please 38:00 Plotting 40:00 No one hits on you harder than a married man with a newborn

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