# How Do You Have a "Roster" as a Man? Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man.md Podcast: [Something For That Ass](https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963) Published: 2025-12-03T14:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm Audio file: https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/cc57075f-3808-41e9-9757-34c95467d6d8.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/something-for-that-ass-6575963/episodes/how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man Duration seconds: 3042 ## Resource Episode 61 - We recently ran into a very unfortunate and peculiar situation outside of a coffee shop that in part inspired today's episode. We also get into men with rosters, dating down as a woman and the dying coochie theory. Thank you for watching girls 🙂‍↕️ Time Stamps: 00:00 acting on urges 08:00 I flew off a golf cart 13:00 the coffee shop incident 20:00 if he hates you he's going to hate your kids 34:00 men with rosters 36:30 stop dating down 40:00 I am Kirby so I need someone cool 44:00 the dying coochie theory 48:00 I need a man that does things that I can't do ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/something-for-that-ass-6575963/episodes/how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.