# You'd Think This Is Common Sense | SoberNotSober

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Published: 2026-03-04T07:26:19+00:00
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## Resource

Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Sober Not Sober! Grant (sommelier, still drinking) and Mekaylay (still sober) dive into: 🍷 Wine Shop Survival Guide - Grant shares his rules for buying wine without annoying your local sommelier, including why "Sancerre is just Sauvignon Blanc" and why your sulfite sensitivity is probably BS 👵 Customer Stories - Meet Linda (the inappropriate wine shop regular) and hear the wildest thing she said to customers Courtney and Jordan 🐋 Orca Fact of the Week - How killer whales absolutely demolish sunfish with coordinated attacks 🥞 The Great Pancake Debate - Grant reveals his controversial pancake-eating technique and why waffles are for the weak Plus: Kid Rock motivation, Epstein files commentary, the downfall of the alcohol industry, sports betting ethics, energy drink addiction, and why middle school drug awareness assemblies were absolutely unhinged. Code word for this episode: NEON (comment if you made it to the end!) 🔔 Subscribe to help us hit 100 subs! We're just two idiots who need your support.

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