# 10-Year-Old Tuscan Beef MRE. 20-Year-Old Zinfandel. We Aged Into Disappointment |SoberNotSober Ep.32

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Published: 2026-04-29T16:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week on Sober Not Sober, Grant and Mekaylay tackle two very old things: a 10-year-old Tuscan Beef MRE purchased from the USS Iowa gift shop nearly a decade ago, and a 20-year-old bottle of Cucamonga Valley Zinfandel from Temecula. Spoiler: the cracker tasted like gym socks, the coffee was basically hot water, and the wine was corked. A sommelier and a recovering alcoholic suffering through expired military rations is exactly the content you didn't know you needed. Also on this episode: 🪖 Shouts out to the soldiers — we respect the sacrifice even more now 🌏 Is China actually ahead of us? Grant makes a case 🏈 College football: too many games, not enough pay ❓ Am I the A hole? — a sober girlfriend, a drinking boyfriend, and a locked bedroom door 🍷 Bringing a $25 bottle of wine to a party hosted by vineyard owners New episodes every week. Like, subscribe, and leave us five stars — it genuinely helps. 📧 sobernotsober69@gmail.com 📱 Follow us on Instagram & TikTok ❤️ Support us on Patreon

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