# These Are Their Confessions | Reading Reddit Stories

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Podcast: [Smosh Reads Reddit Stories](https://stenobird.com/podcast/smosh-reads-reddit-stories-6465869)
Published: 2025-12-20T18:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8821029
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Duration seconds: 4540

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