# Not Dave Attenborough

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Podcast: [Smith and Sniff](https://stenobird.com/podcast/smith-and-sniff-849640)
Published: 2026-05-18T05:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Jonny and Richard pay a belated 100th birthday tribute with a surprising fact about Sir David Attenborough. Also in this episode, a lizard for a car alarm, a strimmer mishap, the Peugeot 1007 and James Bond, the PR power of swans, a haughty lady and a pastry, two delightful roofless cars from Car & Classic, the Morgan Supersport, Jello Biafra’s Celica, Tiffany in Staffordshire, and midnight vacuuming. WARNING: Around 50 minutes into this episode there is a chat about mental health and a recent incident that some listeners may find distressing. There is a warning in the show when it’s coming up. If you’re struggling, or you know someone who is, there are some links below to places that can help and people you can talk to.  For early, ad-free episodes and extra content go to patreon.com/smithandsniff To buy merch and tickets to live shows go to smithandsniff.com This episode is sponsored by Car & Classic https://candc.li/uc1yqz   To get 10 percent off any order of Duramat garage flooring got to duramat.co.uk and use discount code SSG10 CALM: https://www.thecalmzone.net The Samaritans: https://www.samaritans.org or call 116 123 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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