# Why I'm Never Coming Back to Somaliland

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Podcast: [Small Brained Pod](https://stenobird.com/podcast/small-brained-pod-6744768)
Published: 2025-12-19T12:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/small-brained-american/episodes/Why-Im-Never-Coming-Back-to-Somaliland-e3c3t9g
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## Resource

Chapters: 0:00 Intro 1:47 Brief history of Somaliland 8:16 Flying from Kenya to Ethiopia and going to the Somaliland border 33:07 Crossing the border from Ethiopia to Somaliland 41:55 Arriving in Somaliland + first impressions 47:25 The struggles of traveling in Somaliland Full-Length Somaliland Vlog - https://youtu.be/nTLF-ssPjho My website - https://smallbrainedamerican.tv Buy my merch or you're a racist https://www.smallbrainedamerican.store Support the show on Patreon to get access to unfiltered travel content. Early access to every video, extended cuts, and uncensored content. https://www.patreon.com/smallbrainedamerican My gear: DJI Action 5 https://amzn.to/44fJbZI DJI Wireless Mics https://amzn.to/3KkYo4c Follow the show ⬇️ Facebook https://www.facebook.com/realsmallbrainedamerican Instagram https://www.instagram.com/smallbrainedamerican/ Twitter https://x.com/SBAmerican_ Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/small-brained-pod/id1724261259

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