# You Wanna Be Me So Bad

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Podcast: [Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sloppy-seconds-with-big-dipper-meatball-247710)
Published: 2026-03-24T07:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball unpack the saga of Dipper’s old green couch before diving into Meatball’s truly harrowing run-in with a car while on her motorcycle (she’s fine!) The two compare notes after attending separate sex parties, debate why firefighters are so hot, and firmly declare burgers as a superior food. They spiral into the ethics of AI (again), somehow tie it back to horniness, and explore the unexpected benefits of a good old-fashioned dry spell. Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠ Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180! Or e-mail us at  ⁠sloppysecondspod@gmail.com⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW BIG DIPPER ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW MEATBALL ⁠ ⁠ SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCAST See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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