# Slue-Footed for the Gods (w/ Sapphira Cristál)

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Podcast: [Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sloppy-seconds-with-big-dipper-meatball-247710)
Published: 2026-02-27T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome drag powerhouse Sapphira Cristál to talk hooking up in drag with ex-cons, eating pizza in P-Town, judging chaotic twink pageants, and why the cost of drag is anything but cheap. Plus, a tease of her upcoming comedy tour “One Slue Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” Dipper spirals over gay people who don’t get the joke while Sapphira drops wisdom, glamour, and just enough delusion to keep it fabulous. On SICK, Sapphira recounts a marathon hookup involving a human super soaker, Meatball gets called an “aged daddy,” and Dipper admits he needs a full 12 hours to restock his “supply.” Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠ Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180! Or e-mail us at  ⁠sloppysecondspod@gmail.com⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW BIG DIPPER ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW MEATBALL ⁠ ⁠ SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCAST See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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