# Milk the Clown

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Podcast: [Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sloppy-seconds-with-big-dipper-meatball-247710)
Published: 2026-04-07T04:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://tracking.swap.fm/track/8ZcEjQF9r2LaAba55L7e/rss.art19.com/episodes/8055ded2-edd9-4725-961a-30de12564ac0.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0
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## Resource

Big Dipper and Meatball are back from NYC with stories, recapping their chaotic trip while Meatball reveals she skipped a hookup with a twink in clown makeup just to record today’s episode. Dipper shares the tale of a Boise rendezvous that ended with him “giving away his gold,” while the two question why anyone is kissing with their teeth in 2026. They break down the musical theatre they saw, dream about a crab rangoon scallion pancake burrito, and dive into your voicemails, including a continued debate on where the ultimate gay retirement destination should be. Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠ Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180! Or e-mail us at  ⁠sloppysecondspod@gmail.com⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW BIG DIPPER ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW MEATBALL ⁠ ⁠ SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCAST See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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