# I Park in the Red Now

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Podcast: [Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sloppy-seconds-with-big-dipper-meatball-247710)
Published: 2026-05-19T07:00:00+00:00
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Big Dipper and Meatball recap their chaotic and delightful night at Zach Zucker’s Stamptown show, unpack the viral video of a dancer getting dragged out of Pieces in NYC, and discuss the dangers of puking out the side of a Waymo. Meatball recounts her absolutely unhinged three hours in Palm Springs, Dipper gets an unsolicited psychic reading at a party, and Meatball finally dives into Dipper’s Wikipedia page. Plus: being the only fat guys at gay pool parties, whether Beyoncé can ethically be a billionaire, if Dipper should pivot into bee farming, and somehow… an intensely intimate conversation about pillows. Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠ Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180! Or e-mail us at ⁠sloppysecondspod@gmail.com⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW BIG DIPPER ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW MEATBALL ⁠ ⁠ SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCAST See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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