# PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP + Hasan LOSES IT + It's Craig's Birthday | Side Scrollers with Arch

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Podcast: [Side Scrollers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/side-scrollers-6859168)
Published: 2026-06-17T18:29:24+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidescrollerspodcast/episodes/PEOPLE-ARE-WAKING-UP--Hasan-LOSES-IT--Its-Craigs-Birthday--Side-Scrollers-with-Arch-e3ku7jf
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Duration seconds: 7743

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PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP + Hasan LOSES IT + It's Craig's Birthday | Side Scrollers with ArchThe best place to support: Direct Donations (TTS over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersArch: https://www.youtube.com/@TheArchCastUwe Boll: https://x.com/UweBollRAWNet00:00 Intro07:00 Housekeeping!17:15 Today’s Showdown24:44 Hard News25:05 Ranking Hobbies For Single Men42:20 Reacting To The AI Toilet56:48 Hasan Piker Loves Dongs01:12:00 Man Brings Girls To Restroom01:22:16 Today’s Sponsor01:24:25 We Don’t Need To Save Blizzard Part 101:25:36 Uwe Boll Joins, His Movie’s Banned!01:44:20 We Don’t Need To Save Blizzard Part 201:48:04 CD Projekt Red So Gay01:58:59 Gaming History

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