# Love is Blind (S10E3)

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Podcast: [Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey](https://stenobird.com/podcast/shut-the-f-up-nick-lachey-6941930)
Published: 2026-03-03T08:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3603

## Resource

On today's episode, everyone is fully medicated. We get 2 -- 3? -- cold opens because Ellyn is thirsty. Ellyn calls 2 gays and a Thermos. Daisy calls Kurt... and Monty. Abort mission! Act normal, not horny! Oh right, we're supposed to be talking about Love is Blind. Blahzayblah... Some couples get engaged. Ladies wear questionable shoes. But most importantly: THESE MEN ARE THE WOOOOORSSSSSST! We are all gravely concerned for the women of Ohio if this is the best Netflix could find. How was Chris even able to reach high enough to get that much audacity off the shelf? And who the fuck does Alex think he is? Daisy is going to write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Netflix, and Ellyn is going to submit an expense report to GBC for her anxiety meds.

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