# Life With Elara - “No Good Weed Goes Unpunished”

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Podcast: [Shortwave Kitsch Radio Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/shortwave-kitsch-radio-show-6688267)
Published: 2025-09-23T12:00:00+00:00
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Shortwave Kitsch Season 9, Episode 5 Life With Elara - “No Good Weed Goes Unpunished.” Written by Brandon L. Joyner Synopsis: Get ready for an out-of-this-world comedy with “Life with Elara!” When Elara Newton, a cosmic being from Jupiter, tries to make a home on Earth with her loving—and very human—husband, Dean, the results are anything but ordinary. This episode follows Elara’s latest quest: fitting in with the local Petal Pusher's Gardening Club. Determined to prove herself, she teams up with her best friend, Mabel, and together they plant a garden that’s, well, not exactly from this planet. As glowing vegetables and shimmering flowers begin to sprout overnight, Elara scrambles to keep her secret—and her garden—under wraps, especially when the club’s tough-as-nails leader drops by for a surprise inspection. Will Elara’s otherworldly methods help her finally fit in, or will her latest experiment put her—and her new life—at risk? Can she keep her identity hidden, or will her backyard become the talk of the town for all the wrong reasons? Tune in to find out! Cast: Luciana Marcial - Elara Newton David Englehart - Dean Newton Maddie Casto - Mabel Hirsch Andrea Catangay - Charlotte White Kerry Bowers - Kerry Johnson “Dr. Clutterbuck’s Little Fix-It Tool Set" Larry Perewiznyk - Jerome Fred Hutter - Gordon Brandon L. Joyner - Petey Andrea Catangay - Amanda Song - “On the Other Side” Sung by Maddie Casto Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner Music by Brandon L. Joyner and Frank Duvall Song - “Until Next Time” Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK Music by Pedro M. Toro Lyrics by Brandon L. Joyner Narrated by David Joyner “Life With Elara Theme” by Frank Duvall Music Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna Norwood Sound Effects pe…

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