# Ep.251 - HAGENS UPDATE, and an Unrelated Victory Lap

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Podcast: [Short Shift Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/short-shift-podcast-1370547)
Published: 2026-03-27T03:00:00+00:00
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Aight folks, the SSP is back again this week and there's no shortage of James Hagens discourse to spew out into the podwaves. We slap some lazy takes down and set reasonable expectations going forward. What percentage chance does he end up in Boston? (pssst.. it'll happen, just breathe). Andrew wants to make sure it's mentioned multiple times that he's tied for first in the predictions. Plus -- YOUR VOICEMAILS and LOTS OF EYE CONTACT. GET IN. Cynically acclaimed. Incredibly online. Covering a...

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