# Valley of the Dolls - Vommy Makeover (The Valley S3E9)

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Published: 2026-05-29T10:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 5370

## Resource

Lara and Carey talk Disclosure Day, give the galactic implications, the alien honeypot method, and what advice they’d give interstellar visitors. They also recap part one of the Summer House reunion: Amanda’s barred out deceit, West’s muted cowardice, Bailey’s evisceration of Ben, Kyle’s DJ antics, another brush with HubHouse’s gilded manor, and SH lore. Back on The Valley, Luke gets a fishin’ and f*ckin’ day while Michelle complains to Lala about her never-ending divorce and her financial mess with Jesse. Doute and Zack have a tough love talk with Nia over Danny’s boozin’; Nia and Danny lock in on their “us and Jesus against the world” defense. Jason’s disembodied knee gets operated on and Brittany hosts a pre-mommy makeover crab boil at her house. Jasmine calls out Doute’s hypocrisy after Mama Kristen lends an ear to Lala’s Danny troubles then visits Jason and Jinet with Schwartz and a mariachi band. Finally, Jesse and Michelle meet, where Michelle presents divorce papers and a monetary plan to expedite their stalemated split. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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