# Valley of the Dolls - Squatter on the San Diego Express (The Valley S3E6)

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Podcast: [Sexy Unique Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sexy-unique-podcast-479786)
Published: 2026-05-08T10:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4464

## Resource

Lara and Carey discuss hantavirus woes, the Ladies of London tragedy, Kris Jenner Ozempic “truth,” and more. Back on The Valley, Brittany, Zack, Jinet and Jason meet Schwartz’s gorgeous and shockingly formidable new legitimate model gf during a cursed TomTom brunch. Lacy, Doute and Nia hunt for costumes as Lacy reveals her (unsurprising) nemesis in the group. Hint: it’s not Michelle and she’s rindom! The group then catches a ride of the terror train down to San Diego for their big group trip; Zack and Jinet cozy up, much to the dismay of Doute, who takes to the floor of the train to guzzle vino and stew. The cast divides into different houses on the SD compound as Danny — temporarily deprived of glug-glug— begins to terrorize Nia over being asked to help her with the baby; everyone heads to an amusement park where Doute’s postpartum body hell continues and Nia disassociates from the hell of get marriage. Tom Schwartz revels in the joy of new love to the girls; Lala and Michelle share a tender trauma bond on the beach at sunset. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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