# Wuthering Heights and The World's Saddest Sandwich Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/self-care-club-1226700/wuthering-heights-and-the-world-s-saddest-sandwich Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/self-care-club-1226700/wuthering-heights-and-the-world-s-saddest-sandwich.md Podcast: [Self Care Club](https://stenobird.com/podcast/self-care-club-1226700) Published: 2026-03-09T17:12:00+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wuthering-heights-and-the-world-s-saddest-sandwich--71163905 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71163905/nsr5907124358.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/self-care-club-1226700/episodes/wuthering-heights-and-the-world-s-saddest-sandwich Duration seconds: 2681 ## Resource Today we are bringing you an episode from our other podcast 40ish (don't say we don't spoil you) Please enjoy this episode. On 40ish: Lauren reports back from the cinematic gothic f***fest where the wind was wild, the passion was feral, and one drenched Jacob Elordi on horseback has single-handedly reset her standards and her blood pressure. Frankly, she hasn’t been the same since. For God’s sake, someone hide the linen shirts and put her in a cold shower. Meanwhile, Nicole’s quest for a dignified lunch ends in sadness at the hands of the bleakest tuna sandwich ever assembled. Was it food? Was it a cry for help? Either way, John Lewis may need to answer for its crimes. The Place To Eat? More like ‘The Place To Die’ Plus, a listener deals with an infuriating workplace body-shaming moment, and the Valentine’s Day reports are in. Memo to all men: Don’t buy shit flowers. It’s bodice ripping, sandwich flinging, flower judging chaos. Enjoy! Get in touch! Email hello@40ish.co.uk Instagram https://www.instagram.com/40ish.podcast TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@40ish.podcast Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/DVQWb6y2vesgeHEK/?mibextid=LQQJ4d To order our book HAVE YOU TRIED THIS?” click here https://www.amazon.co.uk/Have-You-Tried-This-Only/dp/1801293139/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1O7EA4ZF1O5CS&keywords=have+you+tried+this&qid=1699449028&sprefix=have+you+tried+%2Caps%2C125&sr=8-2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/self-care-club--6942824/support . Get in touch & come follow us on: Instagram Tiktok t https://www.tiktok.com/@40ish.podcast… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/self-care-club-1226700/episodes/wuthering-heights-and-the-world-s-saddest-sandwich/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/self-care-club-1226700/wuthering-heights-and-the-world-s-saddest-sandwich.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.