# SD 501 - And I'm Not Patient

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Podcast: [Seeking Derangements](https://stenobird.com/podcast/seeking-derangements-117071)
Published: 2026-05-28T17:26:40+00:00
Episode link: https://soundcloud.com/seeking-derangements/sd-501-and-im-not-patient
Audio file: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2329089029-seeking-derangements-sd-501-and-im-not-patient.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3987

## Resource

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss which one of us is most likely to start the next Sexual pandemic, how veterans are the most annoying special interest group, and list all the hobbies that are being stolen from us by rich people. Allegedly.

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