# Ho Ho No!

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Podcast: [Second Date Update](https://stenobird.com/podcast/second-date-update-1395541)
Published: 2025-12-04T12:35:07+00:00
Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ho-ho-no--68833438
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Duration seconds: 407

## Resource

Jared from Glastonbury went on a great first date, and now he's being ghosted. He wants to know why his date isn't returning his calls.

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