# Trump Dodges ANOTHER Assassination Attempt at WH Dinner | Shots Fired, Chaos Ensues

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Published: 2026-04-26T15:39:52+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/shadowmetropolisnews/episodes/Trump-Dodges-ANOTHER-Assassination-Attempt-at-WH-Dinner--Shots-Fired--Chaos-Ensues-e3ig7p2
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Yo what’s good fam? Last night at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump, Melania, JD Vance & the whole cabinet had to duck & run when shots rang out at the Washington Hilton. Secret Service went super saiyan, tackled the suspect (31yo Cole Tomas Allen from Cali, armed with guns + knives), and got everyone out safe no cap, Trump walked away unharmed again. This is like the third time since ’24… timeline is actually unhinged fr.

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