# Bro What Timeline Are We In?! Pepsi After Dark, Goth Girl Spit & AI Fighting Pandemics

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Podcast: [SDN](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sdn-3701024)
Published: 2026-06-03T19:44:11+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/shadowmetropolisnews/episodes/Bro-What-Timeline-Are-We-In---Pepsi-After-Dark--Goth-Girl-Spit--AI-Fighting-Pandemics-e3ka586
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Nah because this news cycle is actually cooked 💀 🥤 Pepsi drops a caffeinated Night Edition for World Cup fans 🖤 Goth Girl Spit becomes a real drink and instantly sells out 🍪 Crumbl allegedly creates a beverage capable of seeing through time 🎬 Scary Movie 6 chooses violence against literally everybody 🤖 OpenAI enters its superhero arc and starts preparing for future pandemics At this point humanity is just pressing random buttons to see what happens 😭🔥

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