# BREAKING: Discord Said Not Today Bestie, Discord Is Down No Cap | SDN

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Published: 2026-05-08T20:06:33+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/shadowmetropolisnews/episodes/BREAKING-Discord-Said-Not-Today-Bestie--Discord-Is-Down-No-Cap--SDN-e3j3ohh
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Duration seconds: 86

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big yikes on a friday night too, like the devs said “no vc for the girlies” and hit us with the API error arc. can’t log in, can’t send msgs, sessions dying left and right. they’re “working on it” according to the status page but we all know that’s code for “pray and touch grass” 😭

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