# BREAKING: AI Jesus Got a Subscription Fee and Christians Are Not Vibing With It

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Podcast: [SDN](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sdn-3701024)
Published: 2026-04-12T22:29:23+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/shadowmetropolisnews/episodes/BREAKING-AI-Jesus-Got-a-Subscription-Fee-and-Christians-Are-Not-Vibing-With-It-e3hq5ib
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## Resource

Just Like Me dropped an AI Jesus that looks like Jonathan Roumie from The Chosen you can video chat with him, get prayers, hit him up in multiple languages, and he even remembers your last convo like a digital bestie. But here's the tea: it's $1.99 per minute or $49.99 a month for 45 mins. Bro really out here monetizing the Son of God 💰✝️ Christians are not having it tho.

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