# Well... I guess I have to talk about the Ebenezer news

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Podcast: [Scrooge: A Christmas Carol Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/scrooge-a-christmas-carol-podcast-7096743)
Published: 2026-07-24T03:53:37+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/scroogepod/episodes/Well----I-guess-I-have-to-talk-about-the-Ebenezer-news-e3mfq6q
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## Resource

The poster and first trailer for Johnny Depp's Ebenezer dropped today, and a lot of people are wondering what I think. I decided to release an episode explaining how I will be approaching this, in light of the allegations against Johnny Depp. After that, I break down the trailer. Content Warning: I talk about the allegations against Johnny Depp and how they affect my approach to talking about the film, but I do not talk abou them in detail.

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