# The First Rule of Fight Club… - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 300)

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Podcast: [Scrolling with Hayley](https://stenobird.com/podcast/scrolling-with-hayley-7243849)
Published: 2026-05-15T18:44:00+00:00
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## Resource

In this episode of Scrolling: Polling of idiot libs suggests that a child could beat up Trump. Then, we SUPA SCROLL, I blind react to videos and answer your burning questions. Watch me LIVE on Rumble. Mon-Fri at 12pm - https://⁠rumble.com/hayley⁠Follow Hayley @hayleycaronia on on X, IG, TikTok & Truth SocialSponsors: Blackout Coffee - https://blackoutcoffee.com - code: SCROLL Kamala Harris torched for progressive wishlist: ‘Language of civil war’ https://nypost.com/2026/05/15/us-news/kamala-harris-torched-for-progressive-wishlist-language-of-civil-war/ Trump reveals Xi’s stance on arming Iran as Hormuz tensions rattle markets https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-reveals-xis-stance-arming-iran-hormuz-tensions-rattle-markets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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