# CERN Opened The Portal... It's A SUPA SCROLL - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 336)

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Published: 2026-07-10T17:39:00+00:00
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In this episode of Scrolling: The CERN shutdown has the Internet talking about Mandela Effects, health and environmental changes & more in a Friday super scroll! Then, Hayley answers audience questions. Watch me LIVE on Rumble. Mon-Fri at 12pm - https://⁠rumble.com/hayley⁠ Follow Hayley @hayleycaronia on on X, IG, TikTok & Truth Social Sponsors: Quo - https://quo.com/scroll CERN shutters the Large Hadron Collider for a major transformation https://www.sciencenews.org/article/cern-large-hadron-collider-upgrade Graham Platner’s narcissistic resignation video reveals the ridiculous state of Dem politics — and the danger of their tactics https://nypost.com/2026/07/09/opinion/graham-platners-downfall-is-a-warning-dont-vote-on-vibes/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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