# Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.

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Podcast: [SCP Archives](https://stenobird.com/podcast/scp-archives-499818)
Published: 2026-03-12T06:00:00+00:00
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"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."

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