# CERN Portals

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Podcast: [Scared All The Time](https://stenobird.com/podcast/scared-all-the-time-6653708)
Published: 2025-11-27T16:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8812083
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## Resource

This week, the boys get as close to STRANGER THINGS and the Upside Down as they can, diving headfirst into the science and lore of what kind of experiments happen at CERN. Do these mad scientists hold the key to opening a portal to another dimension? Have human sacrifices really happened there? And what's up with the God Particle? The truth might just be stranger than fiction. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:29 - Housekeeping 00:03:57 - We’re Talking CERN Portals 00:09:13 - What is CERN 00:16:51 - Particle Accelerators 00:27:04 - Science of Accelerators 00:37:46 - Higgs Setbacks and Time Traveling Bird 00:41:39 - What We’re Afraid of 00:47:20 - CERN’s Black Hole 00:51:19 - Quantum Vacuum Collapse 00:55:56 - CERN-Quakes 01:00:39 - Portals 01:08:04 - Mandela Effects 01:21:20 - Longing for Another World 01:25:09 - The Fear Tier NOTE: Ads out of our control may affect chapter timing. Visit this episode’s show notes for links and references. And the show notes for every episode can now be found on our website . Want even more out of SATT? Now you can SUPPORT THE SHOW and get NEW SATT content EVERY WEEK for as little as 5 BONES — which includes our bonus video show New Fear Unlocked — by joining SATT PREMIUM . Get your one-dollar-per-month trial of SHOPIFY with our code at shopify.com/scared

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