# Satansplain #110 - Satanic holiday rituals, fake pages, advice for young Satanists

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Podcast: [Satansplain](https://stenobird.com/podcast/satansplain-5387043)
Published: 2026-02-08T17:05:00+00:00
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## Resource

Answering emails regarding fake "Church of Satan" pages, Satanic rituals for equinoxes and solstices, weirdos obsessed with Anton LaVey's ethnicity, and advice for young Satanists. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support Youth Communique: https://churchofsatan.com/satanic-youth-communique/ 00:00 - Intro 01:07 - Dealing with fake "Church of Satan" channels 08:06 - Rituals for equinoxes, solstices, etc? 16:58 - Satanecdote: the holy water bottle 22:45 - "Does Satanism support Jews? I need to know!" Um, what? 35:50 - Advice for young Satanists

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