# SNC 1: "Usagi -Sailor Moon-"

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Podcast: [Sailor Noob](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sailor-noob-426498)
Published: 2026-05-02T00:24:34+00:00
Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/snc-1-usagi-sailor-moon--71822885
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Duration seconds: 5629

## Resource

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series! An all-new season of Sailor Noob starts right here as we begin our journey through Sailor Moon Crystal ! Usagi is 14, a crybay, you know the drill. But how is she going to deal with e-mail and smartphones? It's been 20 years since the first Sailor Moon series, and Usagi and friends are back for an all-new adaptation of her manga adventures! In this episode, Kal taks about chiki neko and nora neko, Tama the Station Master cat, and Nekonomics. Plus, poor Pluto, breaking your coccyx, the return of Naked Usagi, inventing mornings, color pedantry, being the Lilly Moscovitz, Is Naru rich?, black-tie Count Chocula, arcade chairs, Not Mom, pre-war cop slang, "Bad Mom, Worse Brother", study nap confirmed, getting Toho in your Toei, 20/20 retroactive clairvoyance, Moon Meow, screaming your attack, Clubbin' Janet Van Dyne, and being a cat with two jobs! #pinkgoblin Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob! https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Leave us a comment on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com…

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