# We Tink, We Tink: A Chaotic April Smorgasbord

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Podcast: [Sage Sisters](https://stenobird.com/podcast/sage-sisters-7086741)
Published: 2026-04-14T05:00:00+00:00
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Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/49a7f7fa/4303d76e.mp3
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## Resource

Kate's highs, Anne's lows, Maura's roses, and one very suspicious Frye Fest in a Barbie Dream Tent. This week we're covering everything from Survivor blindsides to Summer House drama, debating whether eating lemon water slowly makes you European, and asking the hard questions about one-sided monogamy. Buckle up — it's a lot, but at least everything's not awful. Everything is not Awful: Door dash elderly delivery guy who ended up getting over $1M in donations so he and his wife can retire. Tech Tip: Lock down the device! Obsessions: Anne’s: Zena Liquid Collagen Kate’s: Prequel Lip gloss w SPF Rose Like to watch your podcast? Watch here. Support us by downloading our Free Kids & Tech Guidebook . Follow Us on Social Media: Instagram Facebook LinkedIn YouTube Sage Haven: Safer Messaging App for Kids

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