# Hantavirus Don't Care About Aliens

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Podcast: [Run Your Mouth](https://stenobird.com/podcast/run-your-mouth-956251)
Published: 2026-05-13T18:04:03+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/robbiethefire/episodes/Hantavirus-Dont-Care-About-Aliens-e3jar97
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## Resource

The Hantavirus is back, the alien files just dropped, and questioning the Iran war is officially treasonous. Rob runs through the simplest solution to two world problems at once (military industrial complex + vermin), explains why the most transparent administration in history can't stop telling you its real-time thoughts, breaks down Trump's "nobody respects you without a nuke" foreign policy doctrine, watches Netanyahu try to "wean Israel off" U.S. aid live on 60 Minutes, and gets to the AI throuple ad targeting Thomas Massey. Plus porches, plenty of porches. porch tour dates at: RobBernsteinComedy.com Submit porches at: TheFireTix.com Long premium segment at RobBernsteinComedy.com

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