# Episode 1175 - Ross Is Too Young For Coachella

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Podcast: [Ross Patterson Revolution!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ross-patterson-revolution-222898)
Published: 2026-04-14T21:39:47+00:00
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## Resource

We watch an endless stream of videos from this year's Coachella and reach the only obvious conclusion any sane human being can reach: going to Coachella looks like a living hell. Plus Sabrina Carpenter is in trouble with cancel culture for her comments AT Coachella, and a gay college volleyball player is going viral for his elite highlight reel. ⁠SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon⁠ for exclusive audio and video content! ⁠Buy Drinkin Bros⁠ ’ ⁠ new HardAF Seltzer Here!⁠ Get ⁠Drinkin Bros MERCH here⁠ ! Go to ⁠StrikeForceEnergy.com⁠ and use the promo code Drinkin' Bros to get 20% off your order! Drinkin Bros Socials ⁠https://twitter.com/Drinkin_Bros⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/drinkinbrospodcast/?hl=en⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@drinkinbrospodcast⁠ ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@drinkinbrospodcast⁠ Ross Patterson ⁠https://www.instagram.com/stjamesstjames/⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/StJamesStJames⁠ Dan Hollaway ⁠https://www.instagram.com/danhollaway/⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/DanHollaway⁠ Rob Fox ⁠https://www.instagram.com/robfoxthree/⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/RobFoxThree⁠ ⁠https://www.patreon.com/softcorehistory⁠ ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@softcorehistory Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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