# Episode 1171 - Tiger Woods Pees The Fifth

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Podcast: [Ross Patterson Revolution!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ross-patterson-revolution-222898)
Published: 2026-03-31T21:56:46+00:00
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Tiger Woods got ANOTHER DUI after flipping his car over in Florida, we break down what Tiger was on and what he should have done, Laura Dern is starring in movie about Jeffrey Epstein, and American Idol's voting got screwed up live on air. ⁠⁠SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon⁠⁠ for exclusive audio and video content! ⁠⁠Buy Drinkin Bros⁠⁠ ’ ⁠⁠ new HardAF Seltzer Here!⁠⁠ Get ⁠⁠Drinkin Bros MERCH here⁠⁠ ! Go to ⁠⁠StrikeForceEnergy.com⁠⁠ and use the promo code Drinkin' Bros to get 20% off your order! Drinkin Bros Socials ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/Drinkin_Bros⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/drinkinbrospodcast/?hl=en⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@drinkinbrospodcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@drinkinbrospodcast⁠⁠ Ross Patterson ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/stjamesstjames/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/StJamesStJames⁠⁠ Dan Hollaway ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/danhollaway/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/DanHollaway⁠⁠ Rob Fox ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/robfoxthree/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/RobFoxThree⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/softcorehistory⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@softcorehistory Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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