# No Kings? Where's the Outrage??? Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/road-rage-101-5574937/no-kings-where-s-the-outrage Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/road-rage-101-5574937/no-kings-where-s-the-outrage.md Podcast: [ROAD RAGE 101](https://stenobird.com/podcast/road-rage-101-5574937) Published: 2026-04-30T00:35:00+00:00 Episode link: https://the-weatherd-view.captivate.fm/episode/no-kings-wheres-the-outrage Audio file: https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/0a24e7b3-2d2a-40b0-8109-90e3fbc1072e.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/road-rage-101-5574937/episodes/no-kings-where-s-the-outrage Duration seconds: 3467 ## Resource Colokum Craft Coffee Use the Promo Code [WSMG15] For 15% of any purchase through June 2026 Boomer Bunker Dischord Become a Bunker Dweller Aaron Kickstarter Help Aaron with his Spicy Kickstarter 543 No Kings? Where's the Outrage??? NATIONAL DAY: STOP FOOD WASTE DAY BIRTHDAY: WILLIE NELSON THIS DAY IN HISTORY: ROYAL WEDDING OF PRINCE WILLIAM AND CATHERINE MIDDLETON --- NO KINGS! WHERE’S THE OUTRAGE? President Trump is preparing for a major state visit with King Charles, complete with royal ceremony, diplomatic fanfare, and all the polished symbolism that comes with it. What makes it interesting is the sudden silence from the same people who spent years screaming “democracy dies in darkness” and warning that Trump was some kind of authoritarian monarch in waiting. Apparently actual kings are fine—depending on the guest list. American politics has become less about principle and more about selective outrage. If Trump sneezes wrong, it’s a constitutional crisis. But a literal king gets the red carpet and nobody blinks. Either monarchy is offensive to democratic values or it isn’t. Turns out most outrage has less to do with the crown and more to do with who’s standing next to it. --- STONED MONKS Sri Lankan police made headlines after discovering Buddhist monks attempting to bring cannabis through an airport. Authorities seized the marijuana and detained the monks, creating one of the stranger law enforcement stories of the week. For a group associated with discipline, meditation, and detachment from worldly temptation, airport weed trafficking was not on anyone’s 2026 bingo card. Every profession has that one guy who ruins the staff meeting. This time it was apparently monks. The bigger lesson is simple: robes don’t grant immunity from bad decisions. Enlightenment may be a… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/road-rage-101-5574937/episodes/no-kings-where-s-the-outrage/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/road-rage-101-5574937/no-kings-where-s-the-outrage.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.