# The Valley S2 Ep13 "Cruise Fom Hell" Recap

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Podcast: [Retired Party Girls](https://stenobird.com/podcast/retired-party-girls-5653210)
Published: 2025-07-11T17:23:44+00:00
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## Resource

Caitlin brings you the ultimate podcast breakdown of Bravo’s The Valley Season 2 Episode 13: “Cruise From Hell.” After Brittany accidentally spills the beans on Kristen and Luke’s engagement, Jax storms the scene and blows the surprise wide open. Kristen and Zack call out Brittany for always siding with Janet, then a dreamy sunset cruise explodes into chaos as alliances shatter and tempers flare. Packed with behind-the-scenes insights, emotional showdowns, and every jaw-dropping twist, this episode is your go-to source for all the Bravo’s The Valley drama—whether you live for Vanderpump Rules–style intensity or Real Housewives–level confrontations. Tune in now!

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