# Reporting as Eligible - We Have the Existential Meats Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/reporting-as-eligible-207350/reporting-as-eligible-we-have-the-existential-meats Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/reporting-as-eligible-207350/reporting-as-eligible-we-have-the-existential-meats.md Podcast: [Reporting As Eligible](https://stenobird.com/podcast/reporting-as-eligible-207350) Published: 2025-12-16T12:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/reportingaseligible/episodes/Reporting-as-Eligible---We-Have-the-Existential-Meats-e3cdqbs Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO6924241374.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/reporting-as-eligible-207350/episodes/reporting-as-eligible-we-have-the-existential-meats Duration seconds: 5092 ## Resource On an all new Reporting as Eligible, JR, Paul, and Special Guest/RAE question-asker extraordinaire Mark Podskarbi tackle the fallout from the Broncos game and immediately tear their ACLs in doing so. Have the guys calmed down? Is 2026 over too? Or does a lackluster field of competitive teams mean that hope is still alive, even this year? They also talk vacation destinations, middle names, meats, reasonable expectations, and of course, listener questions. (Also, you can check out Mark's pod here ) ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/reporting-as-eligible-207350/episodes/reporting-as-eligible-we-have-the-existential-meats/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/reporting-as-eligible-207350/reporting-as-eligible-we-have-the-existential-meats.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.