# Premium Preview - Patrick and Janet Rank Every Platformer Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/remap-radio-6410571/premium-preview-patrick-and-janet-rank-every-platformer Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/remap-radio-6410571/premium-preview-patrick-and-janet-rank-every-platformer.md Podcast: [Remap Radio](https://stenobird.com/podcast/remap-radio-6410571) Published: 2026-05-18T11:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://s.gum.fm/s-64b956da98687fb76eb364b9/rss.art19.com/episodes/52b56c31-2ebe-4358-b48d-f972660e8676.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Audio file: https://s.gum.fm/s-64b956da98687fb76eb364b9/rss.art19.com/episodes/52b56c31-2ebe-4358-b48d-f972660e8676.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/remap-radio-6410571/episodes/premium-preview-patrick-and-janet-rank-every-platformer Duration seconds: 1406 ## Resource We're launching a new series at Remap, where intrepid jumpers Patrick Klepek and Janet Garcia will attempt what is surely an insurmountable task: ranking every platformer. But first, what even is a platformer? Listen to this preview of our new premium podcast and then head over to remapradio.com/signup and sign up for the library tier if you'd like to hear the whole episode, alongside our other premium podcasts! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info . ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/remap-radio-6410571/episodes/premium-preview-patrick-and-janet-rank-every-platformer/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/remap-radio-6410571/premium-preview-patrick-and-janet-rank-every-platformer.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.