# The Gayly Dose #73  “Soccer? I Don’t Even Know Her!”

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Podcast: [Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle](https://stenobird.com/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle-941461)
Published: 2026-06-12T12:11:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3089

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The boys discuss last week’s Tony Awards, David Epstein’s latest essay in the New York Times, and the Noah Kahan album, “The Great Divide.” --- ARE YOU NEW? PATREON NEW MEMBERS Get 75% OFF FIRST MONTH Avail of our SUMMER SLAMMER SALE 75% for the FIRST month! patreon.com/Realitygays

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