# a goldilocks meets alabama romance | RANT REVIEW

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Published: 2026-03-23T13:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2507

## Resource

Imagine my surprise when I get a DM this morning from Natalie over at WeirdoBookClub introducing me to this monstrosity of a novella. I have a tight schedule this weekend and was in desperate need for some inspo so... here you go lmao. Everyone say thanks Nat! https://linktr.ee/ReadRantReview

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