# PANDA IS A VICTIM OF CRIME!!!!!

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Podcast: [Radio Ronin](https://stenobird.com/podcast/radio-ronin-5318)
Published: 2026-03-05T07:25:07+00:00
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Whelp…. Gas prices are going up, even though Chunga, Chandler, Gregg and Chris all said they wouldn’t… good job guys… Looks like everyone needs to stay home, play video games and watch TV!! CHUNGA POLL: What’s your favorite TV show of all time!?! Post your answers below!!! Have you heard about the new Resident Evil video game? It’s so scary people are returning it!!! It’s also the highest rated video game of all time! Are you playing it!? Chunga and Chandler are!!! PANDA IS A VICTIM OF CRIME!!!!! Someone stole his credit card number! What’s the first thing they did? Went to Wal-Mart!!! WAL-MART!!! Are you watching the new Game of Thrones series “A Knight in the Seven Kingdoms”? It’s now the highest rated TV show of all time!!! No, really!!!!!! You should check it out!! PLUS!!! Gregg has another Unemployed Movie Shout-Out!!! LISTEN NOW!!! It’s on www.radioronin.com and everywhere you get your podcasts!!!

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