# The Magicians: Why Am I Always Juliet?  Romeo has storms.  Juliet has a dagger.  Shakespeare has no idea.

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Podcast: [Rachel  Lawson's The Magicians Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/rachel-lawson-s-the-magicians-podcast-6799675)
Published: 2026-07-08T14:31:51+00:00
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Lucius Silver hates being Juliet; Blake, aka Mortimer, hates being Romeo. Shakespeare thinks they’re brilliant. The Queen thinks she’s doing them a favour. Everyone else thinks they’re witches. Welcome to the most disastrous Shakespeare production in history — where the storms are real, the daggers are sharp, and Juliet keeps trying to kill the playwright. This is Why Am I Always Juliet? — a supernatural comedy of errors where death, fate, and Elizabethan theatre collide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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