# FAKE Blueberries Bagels, Natural BEAVER BUTT Flavor, Gen Z Comedy Crisis | Chrissie Mayer 4/14/26

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Podcast: [Quite Frankly](https://stenobird.com/podcast/quite-frankly-1058902)
Published: 2026-04-15T02:19:14+00:00
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Recently converted Jewish-to-Catholic woman, Chrissie Mayr (ChrissieMayr.com) returns to the show this evening, and we just always love to have her. We shall be dipping into what is new with her, drama from the internet, the fake blueberry bagels that people are noticing at grocery stories across the country, and a little bit of the history of using beaver anal gland sacks to sweeten up American soft drinks. Recently, comedian Mark Normand did a comedy set for a crowd of exclusively Gen Z girls to see how his off-color jokes were received, and so I would like to watch with Chrissie in order to appreciate the jokes, but also assess the crowd's ability to enjoy a nice evening out of the house. Unleash Your Brain w/ Keto Brainz Nootropic 15% OFF w/ code APRIL: https://tinyurl.com/2cess6y7 Every purchase enters you into April's MASSIVE $1000 Product RAFFLE! E-Mail me for FREE SAMPLES of KB or SALTE Hydration Packets! Sponsor Monthly for VIP Perks: https://www.quitefrankly.tv/sponsor One-Time Tip: http://www.paypal.me/QuiteFranklyLive Quite Frankly Amazon Storefront: https://amazon.com/shop/quitefranklyofficial Official Coffee & Mugs: https://www.coffeerevolution.shop/category/quite-frankly Official QF MERCH: https://tinyurl.com/f3kbkr4s Gold & Silver: https://quitefrankly.gold Send Holiday cards, Letters, and other small gifts, to the Quite Frankly P.O. Box! Quite Frankly 222 Purchase Street, #105 Rye, NY, 10580 Tip in Crypto: BTC: bc1q97w5aazjf7pjjl50n42kdmj9pqyn5zndwh3lng XRP: rnES2vQV6d2jLpavzf7y97XD4AfK1MjePu Quite Frankly Socials: Twitter/X: @QuiteFranklyTV Instagram: @QuiteFranklyOfficial Discord Chat: https://discord.gg/xPu7YEXXRY Official Forum: https://tinyurl.com/k89p88s8 Telegram: https://t.me/quitefranklytv Streaming Live On: QuiteFrankly.tv (Powered by Foxhole…

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