# Why We HATE Minecraft Speedrunning

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Podcast: [QUAG FRIDAYS](https://stenobird.com/podcast/quag-fridays-7475630)
Published: 2025-12-20T17:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quag-fridays/episodes/Why-We-HATE-Minecraft-Speedrunning-e3cjuhl
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Duration seconds: 3685

## Resource

the guys talk about minecraft speedrunning ➤for uncensored, ad-free and bonus episodes join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QUAGFRIDAYS EPISODE 17 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@quag_fridays X, The Everything App: https://twitter.com/quagfridays Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7CCYfJCQ8NkEWJSzD609Y5 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/quag-fridays/id1834220055 Ash: https://www.youtube.com/@ashswag Zam: https://www.youtube.com/@PrinceZam Red: https://www.youtube.com/@reddoons Kyle: https://www.youtube.com/@KyleEfff Producer/Editor: https://x.com/717Poke Thumbnail Designer: https://x.com/lemonthynealt 00:00 - Intro 02:17 - Strategy Game Preferences 03:59 - Time Travel Dilemmas 04:48 - Medieval Black Plague 05:47 - Old Fashioned Coke 10:42 - Pagan Christmas Origins 14:13 - Retro Call of Duty 16:32 - Minecraft Speedrunning Discussion 20:01 - The Calculator Debate 27:16 - Defining RSG Rules 40:35 - Speedrunning Rulebook Analysis 48:06 - BoomerNA's Whereabouts 48:56 - Forced Charity Donation 52:19 - Southern Slang Phrases 55:38 - Best Speedrun Coach 01:01:06 - Outro Quag Fridays is a podcast/show ran by Reddoons, Ashswag, PrinceZam, and KyleEff.

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