# The Yoda Thirst Trap | QUAG Fridays

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Published: 2026-05-15T16:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quag-fridays/episodes/The-Yoda-Thirst-Trap--QUAG-Fridays-e3jd3us
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Duration seconds: 3518

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